Kliban by B. Kliban for January 31, 2025

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    PraiseofFolly  about 3 hours ago

    [Myth in a Minute]

    Young Prometheus had a complicated relationship with liver.

    Eating his liver at mealtime did indeed make him smart. But that smartness later got him into big trouble with Zeus. Long story short: Tied down to a mountain rock, his own liver would be devoured by an eagle, then grow back overnight, only to be eaten again the next day in an ongoing cycle.

    By the way — Nobody ever ever thought to ask the eagle its opinion about this monotonous diet.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    I’m smart enough to know I hate liver!

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