Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 23, 2025

She gets the point

Ouch. Makes me cringe.

I hope it’s not twins.

I’ve always assumed that either a: the horn grows in after birth or b: it is soft and flexible like a baby rhinoceros.

Incidental thought: Is there any other placental mammal species for which giving birth is as much agony as for the human? (Decades of nature documentaries makes me suspect the answer is no. The price we pay for big brains.)

aww… it’s got your horn!

This isn’t realistic because the horns on baby unicorns are proportionally smaller.

Now we know why there are no unicorns.

And then there’s the nursing.

This pony goes both ways?

TMI

Breach?

Maybe a stool softener is in order?

“I’ll hold the dartboard, and you push!”

So they weren’t hiding, playing silly games after all.

Now I want to research porcupines…. no quills at birth?

Laughed out loud.

Wow, what a unique horn.

I know this is fake. Unicorns don’t develop the horn until they’re about 3 months old.