Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2025

G.R.O.S.S.

Eventually Hobbes will write it himself.

Calvin, you’ll have as much success in publishing your writing as Adam@Home does!

I wonder how he’ll describe his parents in his memoirs.

Who else wants to read Calvin’s Biography? I hope it’s illustrated! :)

Is he the Boogie Woogie Booger Boy of Company B?

What was that phrase again? Oh, yes. He’s a stable genius.

Nope, that’s snot it.

Ask Johnny Fever.

Most popular of the comics I read, so I’ll ask here… Anyone know what’s happening in April? I followed the link and got nothing. Some paid stuff that didn’t sound interesting, though the thing to worry about is more restrictions on non-subscribers. Maybe I’m going to be sad to miss Calvin soon?

Noblesse oblige.

Known as the biggest booger in the block…

At least, Calvin got it right this time and said “child prodigy”. He once described himself as a “child progeny” and Hobbes replied, “You and everyone else.” Calvin didn’t understand Hobbes’s joke. He asked, “What?” Hobbes replied, “Nothing.” He didn’t bother to explain Calvin’s mistake or his own joke about it.

He knows magnanimity, but not boogers ? Maybe he oughta use “nose fruit.”

My mag -what cha’ ma call it is limitless.

You’ve got to love Hobbe’s sarcasm.

Just like it sounds.

Just look at your balloon.

Look it up!

Will E. Coyote claims to be a genius, too.

T.R.U.M.P.