Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 01, 2025

Also, they’re too sexy for their shirt, too sexy for their shirt, so sexy it hurts.

Horse tried out for a spot, but got hit by a plane.

And even without being a percent perceptive you can tell from my “catwalk” when I am drunk…

Runway? Me just walk down the woods. And me ain’t no steenky models.

Get a grip, Horace… you’re just at the airport!

And you can tell that someone was a policeman by the way he wrote out your ticket…!

Get off the runway, the plane’s coming!!

Nothing gets past Horace %

They do that runway walk even when they’re not on the runway.

They almost walk like you Horace. Clippety clop clippety clop…all the way down the runway…..

If you see them running up the walkway, you know there’s an emergency.

In Horace’s defense, if someone tried to impersonate a model but didn’t have the training, it would be evident, at least to him, from her gait.