Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 31, 2025

Unclear on the concept. Unclean, too.

I didn’t know that was a thing.

Because of him, everyone has needed a drink for a month!

Had a coworker who thought that if she went swimming every day she didn’t need to take a shower.

There should be confetti, parades and marching bands starting tomorrow!

And now for the rivers of beers eh.

I don’t think that’s what was meant by dry January!

maybe even two showers…

After that stench I’d need a drink

The only thing we are looking at for January is, if we get 4" more inches of snow we will break the all time record of snow fall in our town. We are at 62 inches.

He’s been binging HBO…His Body Odor.

Ha! Better hold yourself down before you climb into the shower.

Wet February HERE WE COME …!

I don’t know, doesn’t pass the smell test ! ;-)

Well, a bidet will go a long way, to begin with.

Random musings:

Never heard of it. I had to google just now to learn what it is. Not much of a concern for me. The last two non-dry months I can recall are September 2024 (my daughter’s wedding) and May 2023 (her engagement party).

Assuming they’re a couple (if they’re not, why would she be hanging around with him?), how and why has she let him get away with this for a month, without clearing up his misunderstanding?

I wonder how shes going to like No Laundry February

Many years ago before they had UPC codes on retail products a coworker decided on an Onion cleanse for a week – nothing but onions to eat, well he reeked after three days and I had to work side side with him cutting boxes (him) then marking the product (me) on the 4th day I said I’m calling your wife to find out if she went to a hotel while you’re on your cleanse. Our manager told him to quit the cleanse and do it when he’s on vacation when he got complaints.

not quite aware of the concept….

no way I’m doin’ dry any month… especially during football season!… (moderation is the key!!)

Look for a tub your size and soak an hour first. Then switch under the shower.

Sell the tubwater later as a laxative.

I bet it was also No-nut January

I worked with a gentleman that admitted that he only bathed once a week on Sundays. By Wednesday he was “ripe”.

Get the fire hose!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Not exactly what “Dry January” means.

That reminds me. It’s almost time for my spring shower.