The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 05, 2025

The beer needs to go in the fridge, not the pantry.

Beer on the shelf? YUCK!! Archie Bunker would never stand for that!

Checque the weather report Hades has frozen over. I agree with Loretta.

I put the beer in the basement fridge to get more “steps” in over the weekend

When he’s done stretching he can some 16 ounce curls.

longnecks are better

Good idea.

I put your coffee cup on the floor and kicked it into the den so you can get some bending exercises.

That arrangement won’t last.

Leroy should apply a similar principle…

put her car keys in Azerbaijan and her credit cards in Zimbabwe

Yes, and insert them far below to ensure the bending exercises!!

There will at least be elbow exercise later. :)

Leroy can get more exercise by going to a local bar. And the beer will be colder and the atmosphere much improved.

Doesn’t beer need to be in fridge