Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 20, 2025

“Jumbo shrimps.”

Little man, you’re going to need protection inside those walls!!!

He’s going to need a lift getting up and down to and from his bunk for starters.

So, that’s what a stint looks like…

Eh he coulda easily walk through the bars ya knows.

So this what them steenky big Brobdingnagians do to Gulliver eh.

doing a little time in the slammer…

Popiel Pocket Prisoner!

He’d better hope the big guy is his protector and not his “Daddy”.

Um, that little guy can just walk out between the bars of the cell.

He’s a “short timer.” “I’m so short, I can sit on a dime and dangle my feet”

small-time crook

Or a stint In the short slammer?

The vast majority of inmates are black or Latino. Yet you never see one in ANY cartoon about prisoners. Why is that? Afraid of offending? It is reality.

Who “shrunk”……….the inmate??

At least he doesn’t need to dig a tunnel. All he needs to do is find the nearest drain.

Short Convicts got no reason

Short Convicts got no reason

Short Convicts got no reason

To live

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around

Tellin’ great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no Short Convicts

Don’t want no Short Convicts

Don’t want no Short Convicts

’Round here

Short Convicts are just the same

As you and I

(A fool such as I)

All men are brothers

Until the day they die

(It’s a wonderful world)

Short Convicts got nobody

Short Convicts got nobody

Short Convicts got nobody

To love

They got little baby legs

That stand so low

You got to pick ’em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars

That go beep, beep, beep

They got little voices

Goin’ peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

They’re gonna get you every time

Well, I don’t want no Short Convicts

Don’t want no Short Convicts

Don’t want no Short Convicts

’Round here

He got busted for small arms possession.

ha! he’s got a pic of his cat instead of a pinup girl… Lol!

He just wasn’t made to be a big time criminal. :)

Better share your zoozoos with your bunkie, he maybe could keep you being a lame duck.

His lawyer got his sentence reduced.

The little guy is rump and the big one is Musk~RAT