Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 30, 2025

You may hit jackpot, Arlo.

Hopefully hot chocolate makes you horny.

He’s half way to China.

I often think my husband is reading my mind. I’ll think something and he’ll say it a moment later. Very frustrating sometimes.

Arlo, Arlo. you were so close.

Dude, just drop the shovel and step back – right now, you’re breaking even … !

I can’t believe Arlo is in hot water after bringing her hot chocolate….

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory….

Arlo: "Oh, won’t you…

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, Honey,

Gimme three steps towards the door?

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, Sweetie,

And you’ll never see me ’til four!

Four shore!"

Arlo has dug enough….a hole….

Marvin, the paranoid android: “It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.”

Arthur Dent: “You mean you can see into my mind?”

Marvin: “Yes.”

Arthur: “Well?”

Marvin: “It amazes me how you manage to live in anything that small.”

Take the cocoa away if she continues with that kind of attitude!

Ooh, yeah, first rule of getting out of a hole…

Sometimes it’s best just to say you’re welcome and withdraw.

Is the furnace broken? Left a window open? Sitting on an ice pack? It’s 2025, turn up the heat….sheesh.

A mind meld requires touching the head & face.