Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 31, 2025

He should have seen though that…

Somebody is going to need sensitivity training.

HR: You can’t please everyone, but you sure can make everyone’s life a living hell. Equality achieved.

Dead Employee Initiative?

“What’s it like working here? Dirk is such a horrible boss, you’ll wish you were dead.”

If he were using zombies I’d make a comment about working stiffs.

[nerd alert] Back in the day Charlton Comics had a horror comic. One story was a bout a rich man who had a machine that made gold out of straw. The only problem was that it killed anyone who operated it. He hired some ghosts to run it, but the Union picketed him. In the end, a demon talks the rich guy into runnign the machine himself, promising him that he’ll have all the gold he’ll ever want.

I sus-specter he’s a freak in the sheets.

Everyone’s dying to work here.