Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 31, 2025

A tip jar is essentially tithing!

Once saw a tip jar on the counter of an auto parts store.

I once herd of a mohel who worked for tips

I don’t work for tips, but sometimes my customers feel the need to tip me. This biggest tip I ever got was $2000. I had saved the lady much more than that, and she was very grateful.

Go fishing and give him whatever you find in the fish’s mouth.

I recently made an online purchase (not Amazon) and at the end a tip was suggested. Different levels offered.

If tips are no longer taxed, I’m going from 20% to 15%.

If you are standing for service, your tip is optional. But when tipping be very generous. No taxes on tips.

“You know the money lenders? I like them now. Good tippers”

That looks surprisingly like the thing they pass around in church.

I’m following the advice of Emperor Donnie the Demented. In the future, I will be tipping in meme bit-coins.