Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 08, 2025

Why would you use a fork for pitch?

Neptune and Mermen have tridents.

“Jaws will not replace us!!!!!!!”

Pitchforks. Don’t be an angry neighbor without one.

Apparently, the guy carrying it.

Hermes Conrad: That just raises FURTHER questions!

Proud owner of a pitchfork.

What did Megan’s uncle do to make all those people turn against him?

Pitch forks are easier to carry in an angry mob than a gas leaf blower.

Fire can be sustained under water. Takes pressure etc, but it’s done often.

It’s only now that they realize they’re under water?

I have a pitch fork, and will be using it soon to move my compost pile.

Magnesium torches. They burn underwater and are used by divers.

“And why aren’t we just eating them instead of running away? I’m hungry!”

Well, there’s some sort of wall being broken somewhere here!