Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 05, 2025

If you can’t remember her name, just collar “Good girl.”

“Names? Tags? Why do you think I’m sniffing butts here?”

The brown one in back with the folded ears is cutest.

A couple of butt sniffs is an amazing memory aid.

Hi, nice to see you again, If found return to 837 Fifth Avenue.

This is exactly why I have the ‘butt-sniff recognition’ app.

Everyone should wear nametags. At least at work.

My eyes are up here…

“ᴡᴇ’ᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴠᴇ sᴍᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ”

And now that my eyes are getting worse, I can’t even read the tags.

Does that cup of hot chocolate help you to read their chips?

It’s easy, they are all named “Ginger” (Even the males)

I hate reunions. One guy comes up to me and covers his name tag. Asking me who am I? I knew and his ego was deflated.

Seriously he was a nice guy!

If they were a Peekingese there wouldn’t be any problem.

Did you find Bugs Bunny attractive in a dress playing a girl bunny? — Garth

Fleas and ticks with no tocks; not ideal conditions.

No whiffs, ands, or butts about it.

I’ll bet he can sniff it out.

That’s how I do it ! ;-)

It’s awkward sniffing their butts when they are ‘standing up’ like that.

Stop staring at doggies tiny tag or not be filling up your red solo cup.

Yup, one of the things I really appreciated during my time with the Air Force was everyone wore a name tag so I didn’t have to remember who was who.

Though I did pay for that after I retired from the service…. I discovered I had no ability to remember which name goes with which face with out name tags in the civilian workspace.

I’m with the crowd that thinks everyone should wear a name tag… at work at the very least and it would help me a great deal if they were worn by everyone all the time 8^)

Bring a scanner and read their chips.

That’s ok, pee-mail is more reliable anyway.

They’re all from the Rafluffski family.

Another winner.