You twisted the nuts too much.
Not the only things that are too tight…
He got into the metric fasteners and cross-threaded them.
Talk about being screwed.
Nah, you just forgot to take the hanger out of the jacket.
TIGHT NECK BOLTS WILL PINCH HIS HEAD OFF NOT MASH IT!
Frank’s hanging on by a thread.
….and while you’re at it, Frankie, can you please, please, get a bigger size pants? These wedgies are killing me.
shoulda used a torque wrench!
Don’t let him do the wash anymore! Angus? Where’s your axe??????? :)
Well trump supporters, you elected this Idiot and now he’s going to cut your leggs off! Enjoy!
“Do you suffer from too much tension in your neck? Come see us at the Happy Endings massage parlor, we now all about kinks!”
The legs alone would scare the hell out of me.
I’ve never understood what the bolts were for. Were the bolts the electrodes for the lighting that gave him life?
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tudza Premium Member about 2 months ago
You twisted the nuts too much.
Imagine about 2 months ago
Not the only things that are too tight…
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
He got into the metric fasteners and cross-threaded them.
Anters55 about 2 months ago
Talk about being screwed.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Nah, you just forgot to take the hanger out of the jacket.
1ecrae about 1 month ago
TIGHT NECK BOLTS WILL PINCH HIS HEAD OFF NOT MASH IT!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Frank’s hanging on by a thread.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
….and while you’re at it, Frankie, can you please, please, get a bigger size pants? These wedgies are killing me.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
shoulda used a torque wrench!
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Don’t let him do the wash anymore! Angus? Where’s your axe??????? :)
happyinvenice23 about 1 month ago
Well trump supporters, you elected this Idiot and now he’s going to cut your leggs off! Enjoy!
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Do you suffer from too much tension in your neck? Come see us at the Happy Endings massage parlor, we now all about kinks!”
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
The legs alone would scare the hell out of me.
Printer about 1 month ago
I’ve never understood what the bolts were for. Were the bolts the electrodes for the lighting that gave him life?