Strange Brew by John Deering for February 05, 2025

It all comes out in the “rinse cycle”.

Heads above the …… “shoulders!!!”

:-O

And then into the dryer.

I hope he’s using Downy Head Softener

Why does it shrink? I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. (Elaine Benes)

“I’m gonna wash that head right out of my man

And put it on display.”

I thought they were only shrinking brains, not heads, in Washington, DC.

I’ve wondered what they did when not fulfilling orders.

So the advice, “Don’t get caught in the Whirlpool,” has nothing to do with the river.

They’ll shrink faster if you wash in hot water then dry on high heat….

Out of curiosity, I looked for “shrunken head” on, well, you know, that online retailer. Yep, they have them. Although hopefully synthetic.

It’s enough to make your head spin.

Hey! Is that Jeff Bezos in there?

Guys going to get ahead.