Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 07, 2025

Brownie points!

The pineapple chunks should go well with rum and ice.

All foods go well with inane commercials, but I much prefer my food without.

The carrot sticks must be for the Clydesdales.

Cool hat, Arlo.

not happening on my watch

Got a bunch of wings, I’m ready.

And…. get out the deep fryer from the cupboard

Pork rinds are in the other bag.

Is i t time for that super goofy game again?

Two small bags of snacks for Janis, and two large shopping bags of snacks for Arlo.

Good luck finding guacamole and Corona beer.

I like this comic; the people are not stupid. It doesn’t rely on the humor of stupidity, or banana peals, to be funny.

I like carrot sticks with a dip, or peanut butter. Is there a dip for pineapple chunks? Maybe something based on cream cheese?

Janis will enjoy the healthy stuff while Arlo scarfs down the junk food!

Maybe she’ll light the ‘candle’ tonight.

I never watch the Superbowl. Before and after the multi-million dollar halftime show, they sometimes play a few minutes of football. In a two and a half hour game (TV time), there many be 20 actual minutes of action, for which the participants get paid mega millions of dollars.

…a great decoy play…first the fake, and then an end run…

If I were to have snacks, KC Ribs and Philly Cheese Steak!

Arlo is taking no chances in case his team loses the annual bet. Perhaps he won’t have to paint the hallway or ?

And watching all those commercials? Big price to pay.

THE DAY BEFORE SUPERBOWL

TWAS THE DAY BEFORE SUPERBOWL AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSEEVERYBODY TALKED FOOTBALL EXCEPT FOR MY SPOUSESHE SAID SHE WAS SICK AND TIRED OF ALL SPORTSLIKE BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL AND SORTS

SHE SAID SHE WOULD RATHER JUST GO FOR A DRIVEBUT NOT ON THIS SUNDAY, WHILE I AM ALIVEFROM TWO MAJOR CITIES, TWO EAGER TEAMS CAMETHE TENSION WAS HIGH, IT WOULD BE A GREAT GAME

WILD COLORFUL FANS, WE ALL KNOW THE TYPEAS I WATCHED FOR TWO WEEKS AT THE MEDIA’S HYPEWITH PLANS TO HAVE COMPANY, JUST FOR THE GAMEJACK DANIELS, BUD, AND BARTELS AND JAMES

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, MY TV WENT BONKERSMADE A SOUND LIKE A FLOCK OF CANADIAN HONKERSWITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THE SCREEN WENT ALL BLACKSO I SPRANG TO MY FEET AND I GAVE IT A WHACK

RIGHT AFTER THE PICTURE, THE SOUND WAS GONE TOOI SWORE AND I YELLED, MY FACE TURNING BLUEALL THE SHOPS WOULD BE CLOSED FOR THE GAME THE NEXT DAYI KNEW WILLIAM PERRY COULDN’T PULL THEM AWAY

SO I GRABBED UP THE SET, AND LIKE A FOOTBALLI CARRIED IT OUT AND DOWN THROUGH THE HALLI SLIPPED TWO TACKLES AND AVOIDED A SACKBUT FORGOT TO UNPLUG IT, TWAS THE END OF MY ACT

SO OUT IN THE ALLEY, ON TOP OF THE TRASHI LEFT IT THERE AND GATHERED MY CASHTHEN AWAY I FLEW WITH SPEED I WON’T TELLBOUGHT ME A NEW SET, THE BEST ONE THEY SELL

GOT A GIANT FLAT-SCREEN AND RECORDING MACHINE TOONOW REPLAYS OF REPLAYS WILL BE NOTHING NEWTHEN SUPERBOWL SUNDAY, I VENTURED A PEEKAT THE GAME ON MY NEW SET, NOW THAT’S A QUARTERBACK-SNEAK

(COPYRIGHT by KEN DAVIS)(DON’T REMEMBER WHAT YEAR, AND DON’T REALLY CARE)

gf is happy I’m trying her vegan

“A small price to pay.”

So no eggs, eh?

It’sall about the post-game celebration.

I got a giant bag of Fritos from Costco last week. All mine!!!

I dated and married someone that likes the same stuff I do. Much easier then living a life of politics.

Nice hat, Arlo. Did Tito from the Jackson 5 leave it to you in his will???

Hmm. The USDA Food Pyramid suggests a diet high in vegetables and grains is good for a fellow. Beer is made from grains, and I can further acquiesce and have an onion and green pepper pizza to get the vegetables (onions, peppers, tomatoes…. PLUS MORE GRAIN).

The beer and chips are in the other bag……

A cheap wig??

He left the beer in the car for now.

A husband does well to ensure low calorie snacks are readily available…