The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 13, 2025

So young Aquaman wants to wet the bed? Why?

If that trident falls on his head, he’ll definitely wet the bed.

You would think he had a water bed, anyway.

He’s still too young. Once he gets a little older, he’ll be having many dreams that cause the bed to be wet.

Guess he’s still Aquaboy!

He’s upset because he can’t sleep with the fishes.

Why doesn’t he sleep inside a water bed? problem solved.

Dry humour?

Wait till he starts swimming lessons.

His tears will work.

Just because your name is Neptune doesn’t mean you have to follow suit

He displays a remarkable lack of aquanimity.

M O A N

thought they’d be all underwater anyway… (maybe they don’t actually live under the sea??)

This mangled the little man’s ID so much, he angrily and mistakenly quit the highly profitable Aquaman Franchise to become Poseidon and sink the thousand ships Helen of Troy launched, minimum.

Water water everywhere, but not a drop to… Oh never mind!

Smells fishy to me.

I think the trident is supposed to point up so the luck won’t run out.

Maybe he’s crying because the rest of the Junior Justice League makes fun of its lamest member. (That’s right, Hawkman; I’m cutting you a break.)

Why can’t these cartoonists get their facts straight! Oh, wait, facts would make it reality. Although, I’m now wondering if there are bathrooms in Atlantis? Do they take showers? Do Moms say go dry your hands before dinner?

Maybe his little friend on the dresser can help him do it on porpoise.

Just don’t tell your friends at school, it’ll be our little secret.

Hmm. Hmmmmm. Nope, sorry, just doesn’t work. Here’s a Brownie Point for making the effort, though.