Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2025

Mr. Parisi! I am SHOCKED! And ashamed of how hard I’m laughing at this. This one’s a keeper.

Fire Ants, no doubt.

Why pretend…

Watch your tongue fella ;)

Alright, I’ll kiss you, but NO tongues!

Lickety-split.

That’s a bold pick up line!

why the long face?

I just love a good double-antendre.

A little formic ation.

Wonder if he sounds like Jackie Mason…

I’ll get the ants out of your pants and you get the ants out of mine.

I’ll show you my itchings.

You’ve got to be careful these days…She might actually have a jar of ants in the nightstand.

Ants are a great reason for taking off our pants wink wink, nudge, nudge.

Ant-y climax?

Up to ol ant-icks again eh.

And this site worries about what WE write!

He should be concerned with his tongue getting wrapped up in his necktie. Then what?

Well at least it is a unique pickup line.

Hmmmm! Do I smell anxiousness?

That idea SUCKS!

maybe a threesome with ninja sloth ?

Foreplay really gets him aard.

I smell a picnic!

He wants to get into hers, and he will be coming in short pants.

I have to admit I laughed out loud at this one.