Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 13, 2025

Not for long.

Don’t get a big head about it.

seems like a swell guy

Don’t let it (them) go to your head…

better leave while you’re a head

LOL The one licking her lips. Lips?

After the orgy, he’ll think he’s died and gone to heaven.

Thems steenky cannibals.

They’ll cut him down to size.

Someone is going to get hurt!

Their favorite ‘fat head’. A few tipples at the bar makes them peckish for a nibble or two.

his ego is certainly big enough for the ladies. :J

Eat me!

Saying grace before dinner

If Craig Shoemaker were a praying mantis.

“Cause, I’m the love master, baby.

Don’t you laugh at the love master, babe.

Ya keep smiling.

I can chip your tooth over there.

Come on now.

You hear that ringing?

That’s a call on the bone, phone, baby.

Answer the d@mn thing.

I ain’t got call waiting, babe.

I’m the love master, the master love.

I’m looking at you.

I’m harder than final jeopardy.

That’s right, babe.

I’m the love master, the master love, baby.

Come on up here.

Walk nasty for me, baby.

Come climb the magic beanstalk.

What are you laughing at baby?

Hold your drink up,

I’ll stir it from here.

Cause I’m the love master, the master of love."

They always thought he had a big head, always bragging….

Trophy Husband?

They’re just a mantes.

food fight!!

And they say size doesn’t matter. He’s a chick magnet.

All that attention can give a man a big head.

There’s a stereotype that human men are obsessed with sex.

But praying mantises literally lose their heads over it.

They admire him for his mind.