Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 22, 2025

Five star Michelin rating! This place really sucks!!!

Wait till he gets the bloody bill.

A liquid diet ….

They, too, have a right to bare arms.

with a side of A-positive

And we’ll need some clean plate-lets.

“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” – Kipling.

No dipping sauces???

Oh, Fly! There’s a waiter in my soup!

Oh no, RAID!!!

This SUCKS. Kinda like vacuum cleaners.

This is kind of gross, yet, funny.

Just did my taxes… they also took my leg.

The restaurant’s ethics rating was EEE.

Most mosquitos opt for the mobile restaurants. Hazardous, but free.

Between this and The Argyle Sweater, it must be Mosquito Day!

The Senate cafeteria.

What. Bloody mess

Where did they get the arms? If mosquitoes are that big wherever that is I’m not going there.