Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 09, 2025

I hear he’s kind of flaky.

dude’s flakier than a snowstorm

What’s the French word for croissant?

What’s worse is the everything bagel.

mostly in my lap

CRUMBS!

My favorite is croissant

Crumbs!

Don’t forget to wipe your feet! Or whatever you’ve got down there…

Nice guy, but really flakey.

Better gets doggie to cleans up.

He tries his best, I hope no one challahs at him.

yay pastry people

“Close the door, I phyllo draft.”

What a flake.

But there are a lot of layers to his personality

Never invite the croissant – he’s a bit flaky!

And yet they’ll raise a toast to him.

Crumby personality. Hook him up with the sesame bagel. Those seeds get everywhere too.

The turnover is still outside looking for a parking spot.

In America the meaning of imbecile is “trump”.

I think that “Burnt Toast” is the classiest.

This is a really crummy comic.

Pastry Francais.

has he tried Head and Shoulders?

I just remembered I have a croissant sandwich in my fridge!

I donut like leaky croissants.

What a crumb bum.

The croissant is always a really crumby guest wherever he goes.

Flag the troll and move on