Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 15, 2025

That instrument has a sharp hook. I hope it doesn’t punctuate the colon.

That’s all I’ve needed since 2010.

Better than a full stop.

I don’t know what he’s a phrase of

He’d better hope the doctor doesn’t do a half-a$$ed job!

“Rectum? Darn near k*lled him!”

This is a little technical, but you’re probably going feel a slight stinging sensation from that little pointy hangy-downy thingy!

Should be using the asspostrophe.

the patient needs a little more sedative…

No, thank you.

Even Ralph doesn’t have anything to say at the end.

Dave missed an easy one here. That line over Ralph’s head should be an exclamation point.

He needs an assterisk.

I underwent a bowel resection years ago, Now I have a semicolon.

Quick story that is apropos. at my last colonoscopy I signed a waiver to allow the GE rep in the room as they were trying out a new machine and it was a test drive. Surgeon said it can do a high def video of the old Hershey highway. semi doped up I asked the rep if he would email me the video after they were done. He said “Why?” I said I wanna drop it on Facebook. that’s when the sleep fairy injected the noddy juice and I was out. I did not get my video.

Oooooh! ;-)

Is he going to remove the Canadian flag today or merely remove a funny bone?

You’ll have trouble removing the comma…comma’s a b!tch.

I guess it’s better than quotation marks…

Please use a vάg spreader this time, instead of saying, “open wide.”

Why’s he still wearing his clothes?

Propofal is your friend. Nighty-night!

That looks painful. I just turned 70 so no more (crossing my fingers)

It is what you get if you are not an A$$ wHOLE.