FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 07, 2025

Andy would certainly be happy with a full head of hair and 20-30 IQ points on his part. And a spine to stand up to his boss.

Don’t worry, Roger. You’re safe. Drop-dead gorgeous, hot-bodied women are unlikely to want you.

Time & gravity gets us all.

just hide all the knives in the house (and if possible all those in the neighbor’s house as well)

I would much rather have an ugly wife like you.

He comes home to you every night.

Wow! I’m surprised he’s not on the couch by now!

I tell my wife she’s already drop dead gorgeous and that I’m not sure how she could get any hotter. However, if she would like to exercise and eat healthier in an attempt to become even more alluring, I would be willing to help.

I would have made myself look like Roger Rabbit and played it off as a gag

Any arc with Roger in it proves that he is an idiot.

Sometimes, keeping one’s mouth shut is the best course of action.

Quit while you’re behind, Roger

He has jumped out of the plane with no parachute

Roger, just stop before she force feeds you the pillow…

You really had to say that