Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2025

Fresh salad is so good

Iceberg lettuce has no nutritional value.

Cold comfort?

Inventing the Titanic Salad.

Hold the onions!

Lettuce Love

If you leave it outside in the cold, it’ll be salad as a rock.

He’s never been awarded salad gold.

Cue the Rim Shot tomato! This joke is so bad even the Monkey won’t touch it.

But I like the spinach!

It also doesn’t have any nutritional value but it is crunchy!

Iceberg is crunchy water. Bring on the spinach

Talking to anthropomorphic vegetables.

Hold me back folks! This landlubber doesn’t know what he’s talkin’ about!

Sorry, if I am going to eat a salad, I want raw spinach, never iceberg.

i thought he was talking to Popeye

This was the very first cartoon l read after joining GoComics.

How weird is that???