Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 10, 2025

Making a “molehill” out of a “mountain”.

Good time to jump on and become the Guru on the top

ʏᴏᴅᴇʟ-ʟᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴅᴇʟ-ʟᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴅᴇʟ-ʟᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴅᴇʟ-ʟᴀʏ, HEE-HOO!!

What’s the matter, Horn?

It’s all alone saying, “Can somebody Alp me?”

Looks like a zit

The Alps are made up of rock from north Africa. Scientists have theorized that convection currents within the Earth pushed Africa to slide on up over Europe, and then retreat after a while, leaving a mountain region and a rift valley which became the Mediterranean. An alternative would be a massive polar ice mass, which depressed Europe, and then melted, to allow Europe to rise again.

That alternative is not a mature theory, however. There is a lot invested in the convection theory, including the source of our geomatic field.

Alp. ALP. ALP!

“And the Lord Alps those who Alp themselves.” -Groucho Marx.

My, how they’ve grown! Just like my granddaughter!

Alp me if you can, I’m feelin’ down…

They began as a single puddle by a St. Bernard, with a cask around its neck, in the (very) magic forest. Hey, mythical legends can begin anywhere.

Bob Ross should’ve painted that.

This is wrong on so many levels.

them prehistoric moles gots bizzay

Reminds me of a busty Lady in cold/hot O’ never mind

Well, 44 million years of discarded water bottles and candy wrappers will do that.

Evangelicals loosing their minds in Three……………………..Two……………………….One…………………………….KA-BOOM.

The unmitigated gall of challenging the notion of “Young Earth Creationism.”

Is the Littlefeet under the trees?

Prove him wrong.

That surely looks more like ‘Little Switzerland’ in Slinger, Wisconsin.

The depiction of dawn skies is quite astounding with no drones nor bombs. bursting in air.

When Mount Blanc was just Mound Blanc.

The first attempt at making a mountain out of a molehill.

“The hill is alive….”

I think I can! I think I can!