F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 19, 2025

Can she talk to them as well?

The butterflies, birds and squirrel are alright, but that spider on her? Yikes!

She went to a Disney Princess boot camp.

I kept seeing a hummingbird flying around my carport, so I got a feeder. Now I see different ones feeding. I also see rabbits and quail around here.

The butterflies got out of her stomach.

Now that’s what I call animal magnetism.

Didn’t you hear the announcement? The brown acid was BAD, man!

What the elf woman

Ok, but the deer at your desk, has to go!

No such thing!

Not necessarily a bad thing overall…..

It’s not so bad until they burst into song.

Perhaps a long shower would help…

His beard, provided by Rogaine.

THEY LOVE YOU!

Not to worry. Cubical life will kill them all off in under five minutes. Florescent lighting and no access to the sun…