Strange Brew by John Deering for February 18, 2025

“Eau de Toilette” is abhorant.

And the waiter says …. Would that be one flush OR two!!???

;-)

I used to read of women ‘making their toilet’ and wondered why they didn’t just buy one ready-made.

That guy must be ‘flush’ with money.

And I’m sure it’s a service animal. You have a note from your doctor. Or printed off from the internet.

… “the blue water’s not good for him” Uncle Buck (1989)

“And bring a pile of sh*t for my fly.” B. Kliban

Wallace in “My Dinner with Grommet.”

Neat. No blue water.

But the water in the toilet… what year does it date from?

The dog will take water in loo of wine.

The toilet in the men’s or the women’s restroom? I want to know – doggone it!

This must be a re-run.

Waiter: “May I suggest the mens room 3rd stall, it has been aging quite nicely”

and make it a fresh flush, please….

Most white wines don’t age very well. And even after 40 years how good is a red?