Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 23, 2025

Does anyone actually eat anchovies on pizza? Or quite frankly, does anyone know what an anchovy is?

Just get thin crust.

How long should I hold them?

I haven’t been to Louis Pizza on McArthur Ave (Ottawa On) in years, I always found them to be the best pizza around. Note to self, go to Louis very soon.

Does/would a triple-cheese, extra large, mega-meat pizza from Louie’s normally come with anchovies? [By having them (supposedly) “hold the anchovies”, is Ziggy really cutting anything from the pizza?]

If I was a parrot, I’d encourage the big order. More for me… (Do parrots like pizza?)

I love pinapple on pizza but anchovies… uggghhh. I don’t eat any kind of fish. I tried everything and they all taste equally disgusting to me. And anchoivies are the fishiest fish!

They do have a lot of fat on their teeny tiny bodies.

And say, does this come with stuffed crust?

i made pizzas for a living and there’s always 1 guy who gets anchovies. it cracks me up when they want 1/2 anchovy. the whole pizza still smells and taste like it

I love’em

Use low-fat anchovies.

Anchovies – lots of protein, no carbs. Isn’t that we are now being told to eat? Sigh. Life is so confusing.

problem solved

Thin crust NY style with Italian sausage, fresh mushrooms and fresh garlic. Your choice of beverage.

… and a diet soda.

Read Hemingway’s “The Sun Also Rises” and read how Jake Barnes has fresh anchovies for breakfast in Basque country. Yum!