Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 11, 2025

Nice cartoon you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

We knew you’d see it our way.

It looks like the eyes of the doctor is sewn shut…

Dave, you’re trying TOO hard ….

Dang it, Dave! I wish I’d thought of that one!

Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips!

You’ll be singin’ Soprano you ain’t careful!!

Organized Optometry…

My uncle sells cement shoes by da seashore.

Double negative – therefore, he saw something.

If the spelling were different, we would have a mob book about an affair. (Mob tome tryst)

The only thing he saw was the boss and he said, leave the gun, take the cannoli…what?

Every mob needs a con-see-gliere.

Nice little eyes you got there. Shame if something were to happen to ’em.

1 or #2, #1 or #2, #2 or #3 ? ;-)

He better keep his catar-act together …!

( or else he’ll get lasered )

I’d love a cartoon starring Ralph. Joe Pesci would be perfect for the voice.

I don’t see nothing. I see something though.