Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 12, 2025

She’s not the droid you’re looking for.

He’s thinking a bot it.

Cold steel

He’s more interested in turning you on.

but you will need a emote to turn it/her on

Doesn’t seem like it has much to do with luck.

Requirements: … an oil change every 5,000 miles and some WD40 !?!?

Life in the future.

Yeah, but Gus has the wire cutters!

He’ll need a screwdriver to unhook her bra.

She just realized she can do better…sorry Gus!

Nice set of power cells.

Even the robot isn’t interested in Gus!

he may have to return the robot to where he got it…

“I’m gonna build a robot doll that I can call my own…”

“Stella! Shut up!” (Props to you if you know where that comes from. ;) )

I want my robot to look like Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina.

Must have been a thrill to put all the parts and pieces together….anticipation……

Warning, warning….this assembled product may be hazardous to your health…if it comes to a screeching halt…

“But I suppose no one knows you’re my plastic fantastic lover!”—Marty Balin

I think it was Heinlein who wrote a short story about a kid who invented a robotic girlfriend. When the robot fell for another kid and got mean to him he activated the destruct feature.

Order a few more robots and have a cyborg-y.

at least she is honest