Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 21, 2025

They’re Robin us blind.

The Bat Signal is a lot like the Super Bowl. I just watch it for the ads.

The Batsigns of the times.

For a real signal check out the Bat-Crotch ?!?!

Got-ham?

Bat-Premium also offers a subscription plan…

It’s everywhere these days.

The trend, now, is to drop “Premium” and add “+.” So, Bat+, like Max+, Disney+, Peacock+, etc.

But how does he click on the bat signal?

Ads are everywhere now because almost nobody watches live TV anymore.

It’s not like he can’t afford it, but the personal data collection is what he worries about.

Ha! Tonight’s desperate cry for help is brought to you by….

Same BatTime, Same Bat Channel, brought to you by …….. ;-)

’Quit Amazon Prime and Netflix because of them … and presently considering Instagram and Facebook. My dislike for ads began with having to send in a dozen breakfast cereal box tops to get some Chinese junk in the early 1950s.

Alfred, fire the BatSignal subcontractor. If you want anything done right…

Da da da da, da da da da, BatRalph!

someone’s always trying to make a buck!

bam, Pow, ZOOM …!

( unplug & enjoy )

Since Batman owns the Bat-signal (or maybe Gotham City does, since he may have donated it) it’s obvious that this version of the Bat-signal is unauthorized. We’re about to be introduced to the latest member of Batman’s Rogues’ Gallery: “Tonight’s Guest Villain — The Hacker!”

The ad should have been for the new Spider-Man movie.

Is this something like naming rights for stadiums ?

Ralph is looking adorable in his cape. The little bat ears made me smile.

Give him a minute, he’s Wayne his options.