The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 23, 2025

His reputation precedes him, Loretta.

By the time of my next SS Direct Deposit, my account is almost empty—mostly due to unknown “fees” the bank withdraws every month

Panel Three: “And if you cut the grass more often, maybe the Lawn Service people wouldn’t bother us so much. Also, your drinking habits bring Holy Rollers around.”

I have a friend that everyone seems to know not matter where we go in the world

I was in Las Vegas at a street bar and tried to order a Vodka Collins. The bartender had limited English and I gave up and got something he understood.

Bottom right: because they read the comics every day.

Panel #5 Leroy must be in a most wanted checklist, for bartenders

They are always broke, is there some reason Loretta can’t get a job?

And who isn’t a Jehovah’s Witness.

Center: They need to meet new people, the ones that know them avoid them.

Center panel – or as I remember, an AMWAY or similar ilk meeting.

By the time of your next SS deposit, it will be to bonespurs and muskrat’s account.

Panel 5: The Fraternity of Bartenders tell each other about big drinkers and/or bad tippers.

When a woman “needs to talk”, it’s never good, for the man.