Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 24, 2025

is his name, “Cold Water”?

Grooooooooose

Is this the new ad campaign for the Guelph Platers or the French Lick Resort in Indiana?

EEWWWWW!!!!

Is his name Three Rivers?

Just name your dogs Soap and Water. Then you can tell people that your dished are as clean as Soap and Water can get them.

He’s good to let unwanted company see who “conveniently” show up (perhaps at mealtime) hoping to get fed.

Back in the 70s, we were asked by a friends to help them put up an antennae tower, after that, they asked us to stay for supper. When we walked into the kitchen we saw a bunch of cooking pots on the floor with water in them for their dogs. As the lady was starting to prepare the meal, she picked up the pots, topped them up with water and sat them on the stove. We suddenly realised we had forgotten to mention we had been invited to my brother’s place for supper (we didn’t but we also did not want to stick around to see what else would happen). That was a close one.

Gak! If they’re just dating, she needs to book for the door immediately. Heck, even if they’re NOT! As Lucy Van Pelt would say, “Bleah! Dog germs!”