Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 18, 2025

Lips that have touched a chicken’s shall never touch mine.

Consider it done! Or NOT done, I guess!

I wouldn’t dream of embarrassing a chicken. (Well, not on purpose, anyway.) Their lives are hard enough as it is.

“Tip not what your chickens can do for you.”

(with apologies to Ted Sorensen)

This all flu (sic) right by me …!

Don’t be a Dumb Cluck.

Don’t leave a measly buck.

Our chickens had their pride,

To please you they have died.

If your appreciation lingers,

Salute them by licking fingers.

How else can I express my gratitude for such eggs-celent delivery service?

Welcome to the Hotel Pollo Loco

You can cluck out anytime you like

but you can never leave a tip

Chickens are touchy about that. They may peck you if you try to tip them.

chicken poop bingo!

They like to work cheep.

Chicken tip…

Has a nice ring to it.

The chicken has become a national treasure of late!