Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 22, 2025

wish i can do the same

I don’t doubt it.

Ok, cute idea but the poor pronoun usage is killing me. Gak!

It’s … ‘The Accid Family’ (snap, snap).

Where was the proofreader?

What woman wouldn’t go for Walt’s animal magnetism?

Kith and Kin? More like Sith and Sin… ☺

Good answer!

Animal House!!!!!

Aunty’s newest calling…zookeeper!

Some in my family are certainly not my favorites; not favorite anything at all. quite the contrary.

When Your Kid’s A Real Spitfire

My two-year-old was a very good girl on a road trip with my mother and me recently, so I told her that I would buy her a treat. She ran up to the scented candles and picked up a large one.

Daughter: “I want. I sleep with.”

Mother: “I don’t think that’s a good idea, hun. We don’t want any fire in your room while you’re sleeping.”

Me: “Hey, Mom, I think we’ll be okay.”

Mother: “You can’t have a live candle in her room while she’s sleeping with no supervision!”

Me: “When she says she will sleep with them, she means to sleep in the bed with them, like a stuffed animal.”

Mother: “Oh…”

That was when my mom realized that her two-year-old granddaughter has precisely zero stuffed animals or dolls in her bed — but about a dozen Yankee candles.

And they are not housebroken.

Looks just like the baboon exhibit at the local zoo.

Take your stinkin’ paws off me you d**n dirty ape!

We were told children are outside animals and were put outside and the door locked behind us. Children were not allowed on the furniture either. We sat on the floor.

My favorite Animal is often playing the drums.