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I remember a lot of jokes about having things bronzed in comic strips of the 60s, such as Family Circus et al. Only once did I ever actually see it; one of my mom’s friends had her son’s baby shoes bronzed and mounted to a picture frame with a heavy base. Seemed an odd custom to me.
I was a so-so bowler, but I once bowled a turkey. To illustrate how poor my skills were that was my highest game ever. I bowled 134. The last time I bowled was 1988. I wouldn’t even be able to lift the ball now.
It was always funny bowling on post. The teeny-tiniest Asian ladies would have some of the highest scores. The balls took their own sweet time getting to the pins, but the vast majority of the time the women would get a strike. If needed, they invariably picked up the spare.
mccollunsky 3 days ago
That’ll make the turkey terrible.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 days ago
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 days ago
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 days ago
How long does jousting tournament last?
Until knightfall.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 days ago
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 days ago
There’s a new tennis tournament for English nuns.
It’s called Wimpledon.
orinoco womble 2 days ago
I remember a lot of jokes about having things bronzed in comic strips of the 60s, such as Family Circus et al. Only once did I ever actually see it; one of my mom’s friends had her son’s baby shoes bronzed and mounted to a picture frame with a heavy base. Seemed an odd custom to me.
billyk75 2 days ago
Alive or dead?
Calvinist1966 2 days ago
They are talking turkey.
Ellis97 2 days ago
Two turkeys talking turkey.
Darryl Heine 2 days ago
Thanksgiving is several months away anyway.
uniquename 2 days ago
That sounds like he struck out Schroeder.
(in bowling, three strikes in a row = a turkey; in baseball, three strikes…)
holdenrex 2 days ago
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could be bronzed.
bobtoledo Premium Member 2 days ago
Yeah, but he won!
ladykat Premium Member 2 days ago
LOL!
Decepticomic 2 days ago
Your grandfather’s an idiot.
Pony 2 days ago
Since this strip is from the 70s, is the turkey a jive turkey?
carlsonbob 2 days ago
I’ve had several turkeys when I bowled. Of course that only means that I had three strikes in a row.
Count Olaf esq Premium Member 2 days ago
The Count still misses Peppermint Patty. :.(
lnrokr55 2 days ago
A turkey tournament? Must be a 70s thing I forgot? ;-)
markkahler52 2 days ago
Turkey with Bronze Gravy! MMMMMMMM…….
A.Ficionada 2 days ago
Bronzing was big for a while
felinefan55 Premium Member 2 days ago
I was a so-so bowler, but I once bowled a turkey. To illustrate how poor my skills were that was my highest game ever. I bowled 134. The last time I bowled was 1988. I wouldn’t even be able to lift the ball now.
It was always funny bowling on post. The teeny-tiniest Asian ladies would have some of the highest scores. The balls took their own sweet time getting to the pins, but the vast majority of the time the women would get a strike. If needed, they invariably picked up the spare.
geese28 2 days ago
And this is making me hungry
eddi-TBH 2 days ago
This was back when bronzing your kid’s first baby shoes was a custom. Electroplating them and mounting them on a stand.