Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2025

I’m not sure i want to think about that…….

No thanks

Not sure if I want to know what would hatch from them.

Are those his fingers or feathers?

Took me a second.

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Ew.

I thought only the female laid eggs.

I’ll just not buy eggs and get my proteins elsewhere.

Those “eggs” look a tad small and irregular

With or without the yolk?

I don’t understand why there were so many complaints about high egg prices (which are due to the bird flu anyway), yet the yellow toilet brush got voted in that’s now going out of his way to make everything more expensive due to tariffs. Beggars belief. And yes, it IS you that pays the tariff, not the other country. Look it up

Spider eggs?

New meaning to the phrase “pulling it out of his a$$”

That stinks!

I am grateful to have my own chickens for my eggs.

Overall lower prices would be nice.

Disgusting.

The yolk is on you!

What?

There was (still is?) an ostrich ranch over off of I-10 (the 10) between Tucson and Casa Grande. Did (do?) they sell eggs?

Wouldn’t it be easier to just…. Spawn chickens from that wand?

’We’re terribly worried about Uncle Henry. He thinks he’s a chicken.’

‘Well, why don’t you send him to the doctor?’

‘We would, only we need the eggs.’ 

― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

tRump Administration Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins told Americans to raise their own chickens in our backyards for eggs. Add in the attempt to shut down the Department of Education, and the tRump agenda becomes clear. Take this Great Nation back from being the Leader of the Free World and Super Power to being a nation of farmers again. Putin need not fear that.

Ew!

We need a break from the cholesterol anyway