Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 05, 2025

Ooo burn

Well—he got that done!

Oh, that hurts!

Why the long face?

Poor thing has enough problems already.

A lame put-down for a lame horse.

a low cut

Such a lame horse. Can’t even draw.

This kind of put-down is acceptable.

Is that a horse of a different color?

Neigh~’ver insult a horse like that!

I don’t think that was the intention. Lameness in a horse is not a death sentence, unless you don’t know how to take care of horses.

And your mother dresses you funny!

Laaaame.

Yeah. Bet he can’t even draw flies. Oh…… yeah.

Your Poop Stinks..

It’s humane to “put down” animals in distress, but a felony to do the same for humans. Weird.

……..of something intended to be entertaining) uninspiring and dull…..“fits the bill”…

Jokes are lame also.

So cruel!!