Herman by Jim Unger for March 11, 2025

Now they are going to put a casket at the bottom of the ski jump for you.

The guy it impaled is in the operating room getting it removed at this very moment.

Good, now he can try it again after he heals.

It was up his A**

“It was fir within the branches of that tree you hit, Douglas.”

“But I keep telling you, I wasn’t skiing!!”

I hate when that happens.

For a brief 47 minutes, Lenny was known as the human popsicle.

Another hobby he should not have tried.

And once they get it out of your butt, you will be able to put your leg down.

Put it in storage — he won’t need it for a while.

Looks like he must have said, “Hold my beer,” before the feat.

Oy

Funny……

A bunch of us musicians were convoying to a recording studio when the bass player’s van let go of its right rear tire on the interstate. While on the side of the road figuring out how to divide the gear into other, more reliable vehicles, a good Samaritan came up to us and showed us that he had found the brakes. We told him that stopping wasn’t really an issue at the time…

There’s no need, I won’t be using them anymore.

Watch out for that treeeeee.

“So we’re on again for next weekend?”