Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 12, 2025

Hurry up and wait.

I’m glad I’m retired, so I don’t have to sit in traffic anymore.

Remember the old saying “you’re not in traffic, you are traffic”

It’s the CRUSH Hour Traffic Report.

Because everyone is in a rush to get somewhere, and going nowhere.

Around here they call it “Tailgate the guy in front of you in hopes he can drive through the car in front of him” traffic.

Drive on a parkway. Park on a driveway. Same but different.

Don’t fight traffic; traffic always wins.

I hear people complain about government subsidizing public transportation. So which would you rather have in front of you: a bus or 40 more cars?

We had a joke about Tokyo traffic. The best way to get out of it is to buy the car in front of you and sell yours to the guy behind you.

Jeff must have come across a very old joke book.

Don’t forget blowing the horn will make things move faster.