Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 03, 2025

  1. Skipper
    3hourtour Premium Member about 11 hours ago

    …it takes courage to apologize…

    …cuz we put our feelings into little boxes…

    …like keepsakes…

    …once bitten twice shy…

    …or so…

    …they say…

    …the bravest most Christian thing that I ever saw in a movie…

    …was in the original movie version of…

    War Of The Worlds

    …{I was little…

    … it put more than inevitable mark on me}…

    …Earth was just beginning to see the presence of the Martian ships…

    …and a minister stepped forward with Bible in hand…

    …greeting the illegal aliens with peace…

    …and open hands…

    …and was immediately zapped…

    …Sorry about that mate…

    …where we come from books are dangerous…

    …especially that one…

    …that one and Green Eggs and Ham…

    …pigs…

    …1984…

    …well…

    …you get it..

    …whatcha want da do?…

    …start World War III?…

    …that’s two pictures on, mate…

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  2. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  about 10 hours ago

    Your vulgar and twisted judgment of me was, sadly, spot-on. Yes, haha, yes …

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    And in that Puzzle Palace, a plot was afoot. A plot to thwart infamy. A plot to enable goodness to thrive. A plot to knock the bad guys down a peg. A plot to remove Frogbane’s latest threat to Froglandian peace and harmony. It begins with the arrival at the Puzzle Palace of their Ace Agent. He is a man of many talents, and of many faces. But he has only one name, Agent 770. More of a nickname really. His given name is Frog, Lame Frog.

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    goboboyd  about 9 hours ago

    I try not to ‘mis-’ anymore. Pure petty judgement from now on.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    We can sit side by side and bonk our heads together to create a pleasing cascade of clacking noises as our walnut-like small minds rattle in our enormous skulls.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 8 hours ago

     

    Who is “me,” and

    who is “you?”

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    charles9156  about 8 hours ago

    well that’s the end of THAT ;+)

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    Linguist  about 6 hours ago

    You’re welcome!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 6 hours ago

    Tis so!

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    chaosed2  about 5 hours ago

    …But not as terrible as how I misjudged the landing.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 5 hours ago

    The Trouble with Terribly’s …!

    ( season 2, episode 15 )

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    6turtle9  about 1 hour ago

    Yeah, and here I thought you were the bee’s knees when all along you’ve been the dung beetle’s elbows.

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