Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2025

Sing-along time: “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble . . .”

Rat is a legend in his own mind

For some people spending time by yourself is ideal. Personally I prefer it since I don’t like too much noise and if I’m out of the house too long I completely lose all my energy for the day.

I never thought of Rat as much of a Reader. Unless he counts reading messages on his phone…

For some we are still waiting…

To be able to walk, read and write should be considered real gifts!!

Once again, Count Olaf and Rat are so simpatico! Amazing. Eat your ❤️ out. Oh… he forgot modest, humble and drop dead gorgeous good looking. Now you can really eat your ❤️ out. And Patriotic. Always Patriotic. God Bless America!

“Counting flowers on the wall, that don’t bother me at all; Playing solitaire ’til dawn, with a deck of 51…..”

Of course I talk to myself, how else am I assured of an intelligent conversation.

You’re everbody’s ex, Rat.