Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for March 20, 2025

There’s something rotten in Clawmark.

Any Netflix stand-up comedy special should supply your needs.

Too bad that profanities don’t actually solve problems.

What happened to the island where Fillmore found the turtle of his dreams?

I know a way to reduce the need of profanities from Hawthorne: Crab boil.

But soft, what light through yonder crab hole breaks?

As we get closer to April 1st, I just want to say it’s been fun bantering with all you folks here. The cost factor is not steep, but when you add the foreign exchange it seems a bit dear. I think I will just wander over to another free site. it’s been a slice. Y’all be good to each other.

I recommend watching A Christmas Story, Hawthorne. Ralphie’s Old Man was well-equipped with an arsenal of profanities…

Fillmore channeling good old Doctor McCoy there. Please continue – practice your surgery skills on Hawthorne, sans anesthesia.

sblood and swounds

Ow? ;-)

“You taught me language, and my profit on’t Is I know how to curse.” The Tempest

Over at “Calvin and Hobbes”, Dad was reading instructions: “Before beginning any home repair job, be certain that you have all the things that you need. Check the list of handy expletives, and see that you know how to use them.”

I thought Samuel L Jackson would be # 1 in using the most profanities in movies but he came in only third, Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio were 1 and 2 respectively. I hardly cuss but I do use the MF words when I do.

Try the “Shakespeare Insults Mug” from The Philosphersguild

Maybe he can pick up one of those knick-knacks women love to hang around the house or put out on counters and bookshelves. Except in Hawthorne’s case it would say, “Curse this Hole!”

Zounds! Fargin bastitches, methinks!