Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 17, 2025

I would gladly take the green cookie or celery over any stinking beer, regardless of the color

Tried the green beer once; just as I thought, it was the cheap stuff.

Yah, I had never developed a taste for beer. . . though I could tolerate a mug of A&W root beer without much problem !

Blame Steve Buscemi and the viral celery episode.

I like celery, what’s his problem?

Is the ‘L’ on Grass’ t-shirt for Leprechaun?

At least it’s not green from rotting.

Celery is hardly a treat to a grade schooler

In my grade school, when the kids were all in the lunch room the janitor was always busy cleaning the parts of the building where the kids WEREN’T.

This kid’s mom has an obnoxious sense of humor. Either that or she has more than one child, and the other kid has TWO shamrock cookies in his lunch, and no celery.

I thought cabbage and corned beef would be a good lunch.

If I were in a position to sell green beer, I’m quite sure I’d avoid dying any of the good stuff… or even the okay stuff. And I’d try really hard to price it j-u-s-t right to make sure it was all sold before the end of Saint Paddy’s Day.

Beer? A wee drop of Tulamore Dew! Much better and genuine Irish whiskey.

I drink red beers on Paddys day, in membrance of all those snakes who gave their lives.