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I would never hear my sonsā crying unless it was āmy night,ā
One night we were watching another coupleās child while they were on vacation (that happened a lot overseas in the military ā you were a village raising your children). I heard a cry and I sleepily got up to change the diaper. If I did it right, I could go back to sleep immediately.
I was about halfway through before I realized something was wrong. Something didnāt look right. It was a girl.
OK Pop, just remember to put a diaper over the āwork areaā unless you want a nice little stream to decorate your tie. Happened to me so I know itās a thing. Got my tie but he had such a great smile of relief on his face, I couldnāt get mad. Hated to get rid of a favorite tie but thatās life. Some things have to be sacrificed.
C 6 days ago
Clearly
oldpine52 6 days ago
Iāll be backā¦when heās house broke.
PraiseofFolly 5 days ago
Well, of course ā¦ now that the fun part is done.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 5 days ago
Thatās one very old looking baby. Canāt say as I blame dad for packing and headinā out.
dflak 5 days ago
I would never hear my sonsā crying unless it was āmy night,ā
One night we were watching another coupleās child while they were on vacation (that happened a lot overseas in the military ā you were a village raising your children). I heard a cry and I sleepily got up to change the diaper. If I did it right, I could go back to sleep immediately.
I was about halfway through before I realized something was wrong. Something didnāt look right. It was a girl.
sandpiper 5 days ago
OK Pop, just remember to put a diaper over the āwork areaā unless you want a nice little stream to decorate your tie. Happened to me so I know itās a thing. Got my tie but he had such a great smile of relief on his face, I couldnāt get mad. Hated to get rid of a favorite tie but thatās life. Some things have to be sacrificed.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 days ago
Funnyā¦..
David_the_CAD 5 days ago
That is one of the advantages of being an uncle, I have never had to change any of them.
DaBump Premium Member 5 days ago
Itās sort of an old joke, but well done.
62kathleenhicks 5 days ago
He donāt know about āmessā!
jpozenel 5 days ago
He is obviously the father.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 5 days ago
Smart man.
backen 4 days ago
That baby looks like a pigā¦