Close to Home by John McPherson for March 22, 2025

the world should be grateful that it’s not part of the “empire”

I’m pretty sure they employ an open office plan.

Symmetrical book stacking looks better than Lego stacking.

I quit working there when I saw what was in their snack machines.

I bet they never ever go without shoes at work.

No way! Each cube would be embellished with turrets and dragons, some would even have working drawbridges.

They have the imagination. They have the materials.

That’s how I imagined it. Plus, once you’re hired, you have to build your own cubicle.

USA HQ will be moving from Enfield, CT to Boston, MA.

That would be way better than a normal cube farm.

All in all you’re just a Lego brick in the wall

Lego my Eggo!

Employees are not permitted to walk barefoot or in socks.

I see an abundance of the yellow lego bricks.

They won’t Lego of their past.

I’m sure Legos will be more expensive to buy now…..just don’t step on one…..

Should have little Lego people working.

Sorry I was expecting all kinds of (LEGS?).

Remodeling is easy. And fun.

FUNNY……

Bleeb feels right at home! Why is the lady smiling? The one in the cubicle he’s just leaving? :)

When I was first introduced to Lego it was all bricks and baseplates and maybe some doors and windows. Later came wheels and gears and a motor too weak to move its own weight. Then came sets. Then came Star Wars sets. Then came a 2023 Xmas present of a Millennium Falcon and then last week I finally finished it and the diorama. May the Bricks be with you.

Well planned and designed, the pegs on top will keep the pigeons from landing.

I’d work there!

Actually, it’s tax season soon…and that’s H&R Block.

leggo my Lego!

Hate to see what’s happens when they’re mad

they should all be barefoot!

I had imagined something more cubical. :)

Young grandkids loved to get the special “one of a kind” kits to put together. Was good for one time only!

I have the Lego tuxedo cat that the grand built for me.