Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 18, 2025

vicar …. that hook hurts pretty bad when hooked to the skin of a human being – just saying …..

Andy is never spiritually lost.

He never loses his ale either.

The only calling Andy ever gets is from the Pub. And from Flo.

Like a good YWAMer, I’m getting a Scripture…

It needs better bait on the hook than that. And Andy needs bait too.

Well, Vicar, it doesn’t look like you’ve ever caught Andy.

So now he’s a catcher of men?

Good thing for the fish.

Shhhh…Andy is busy fishing for reclaimed tires…..

Andy’s not lost, he just read the map wrong.

Which came first spirits? Or spiritually?

I know it’s against your philosophy, Andy, but if you want to catch a fish, you’re going to need some bait.

The vicar apparently had some help.

Sorry Reverend, I’m not your “fish” or your “lamb” or a member of your “flock.” My guru is Sinatra. I do it my way.

The whole point of going fishing is to get away from annoying people who are always preaching and telling you what you should and shouldn’t do.