Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 18, 2025

vicar …. that hook hurts pretty bad when hooked to the skin of a human being – just saying …..

Andy is never spiritually lost.

He never loses his ale either.

The only calling Andy ever gets is from the Pub. And from Flo.

Like a good YWAMer, I’m getting a Scripture…

It needs better bait on the hook than that. And Andy needs bait too.

Well, Vicar, it doesn’t look like you’ve ever caught Andy.

So now he’s a catcher of men?

Good thing for the fish.

Shhhh…Andy is busy fishing for reclaimed tires…..

Andy’s not lost, he just read the map wrong.

Which came first spirits? Or spiritually?

I know it’s against your philosophy, Andy, but if you want to catch a fish, you’re going to need some bait.

The vicar apparently had some help.

Sorry Reverend, I’m not your “fish” or your “lamb” or a member of your “flock.” My guru is Sinatra. I do it my way.

The whole point of going fishing is to get away from annoying people who are always preaching and telling you what you should and shouldn’t do.

How can he be spiritually lost if he wasn’t going anywhere?

Andy will lament his lost fish in the pub.