Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 21, 2025

Jɪᴍᴍʏ: Yo-No-No… where’s my rum?

He should have signed the articles.

He looks more like a Steve

It was a privacy thing.

He didn’t want the Cap’n to have his Seamail address.

Jimmy wasn’t willing to give his address and phone number.

If Jimmy kills all the other pirates before he loses all his lives, maybe the coins will all fly magically into his chest as they make a chiming sound!

That’s a lot o’ loot, but a tiny boat.Who’s not going back to the ship?

He got the black spot.

Because he actually read the Terms and Conditions.

Aarrggg!

Where’s the parrot?

(From The Simpsons) Pirate: Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but this time why don’t we use it to buy things? You know, things we like.

The others all get 50 gold pieces each.

And to think they’re only paying 100 gold pieces a year to participate in the Rewards program!

No profit sharing!

This is exactly how I feel after a purchase that would have been 20% off if I had remembered to apply the coupon code PRIOR to checkout.

They just needed him to Jimmy the lock.

Looks more like gold colored oysters ! ;-) Maybe Cheeseburgers ? ;-)

a-carding to whom?

In for a piece of eight, in for a doubloon.

Maybe he can get on Dean’s list of sausage boxers.