Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 26, 2025

Udder embarrassment

A cow’s teats are not round. If they were, you could not squeeze milk of them. I have milked cows.

Got milk?

I know that some, um, over-endowed cows actually DO wear a bra of sorts, to keep them from dragging. It’s all about milk production (in cows).

If a cow wore a bra, it would cover her whole udder. I have never seen one in person. But, on Veterinary TV shows, cows udders have been put in what would be like a large single cup one. Oh, I have actually seen some misshaped cow udders. When Dad worked on a dairy farm m3q4 Riverbank, CA, the man who rented the farm and owned the cows would buy more cows at a sale barn. You could tell when he was drunk and had spent too much money by looking at thhe cows. Because he did that too many times, he could not afford to pay my father to keep milking the cows. He had to milk them himself. He actually worked for the son of the old man who lived in the house at the front of the property at another location. The old man’s son owned a turkey farm.

That cow’s not hip with the “Free the Nipple” movement.

This comic is udder nonsense.

I’ve long thought it kind of funny that cartoonists are unbashful about showing cow udders when they wouldn’t show analogous parts on other animals.

Odd way to get some surf and turf.

So she had in-line teats?

Perv!!!

Maybe they should be “Udder the Boardwalk”…..

“Shave and a haircut, six bits;

Only a cow has six…"