It’s time you knew, Puddin’… your mother never figured out who your biological father is.
He does look a tad young to be her dad….
Good for you, sweetie, now let’s see if you can make it a month.
But how hard has she been trying?
Oh, she’ll try something hard sooner or later.
And maybe “Dad” is supposed to be a figurative term here.
.wasn’t ‘I’ve Been In College A Full Week!AndI’m Still Not Pregnant! done by King Crimson?…
Something to strive for….
We have a sure-fire contraceptive at the pharmacy: take a bottle of aspirin and hold it between your knees. Inexpensive, near 100% effective.
How long has it taken to make it a week! Took a guy I knew 6 years to complete 4 years of college!
Honey, I’ll have you know I helped your mother set that record. Well, it was the “Summer of Love”!
3HourTour, you may be right about King Crimson. But this is the first I’ve heard of it or King Crimson. I just googled KC. It’s a band, right?
Just a week? How does she know for SURE she’s not?
I was about to say there isn’t a pregnancy test on the market that can tell in 1 week. Give it a month at least.
Bad, you raise an interesting point. My reply is that at least one of the following must be happening:
In the Last Kiss universe women know at the moment of conception.
This young woman hasn’t had any sex in a week. (Not likely, I’ll admit.)
This woman is making a huge leap of faith!
Suspension of disbelief. http://tinyurl.com/opxmv9
Great point, Frog. I do think there has to be some internal logic to any creation. But–like a lot of creators–I’m making up my logic as I go. It’s uncharted territory!
That’s nice dear. You do know why you were named “Woodstock” don’t you?
Bender_Sastre said,
Bender, there are lots of ways you can make whoopie with a bottle of aspirin between your knees – some of them are lots of fun.
June 21, 2014
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 15 years ago
It’s time you knew, Puddin’… your mother never figured out who your biological father is.
margueritem about 15 years ago
He does look a tad young to be her dad….
ejcapulet about 15 years ago
Good for you, sweetie, now let’s see if you can make it a month.
Skyhawk_maintainer about 15 years ago
But how hard has she been trying?
mrsullenbeauty about 15 years ago
Oh, she’ll try something hard sooner or later.
And maybe “Dad” is supposed to be a figurative term here.
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
.wasn’t ‘I’ve Been In College A Full Week!AndI’m Still Not Pregnant! done by King Crimson?…
one-non_blonde about 15 years ago
Something to strive for….
Bender_Sastre about 15 years ago
We have a sure-fire contraceptive at the pharmacy: take a bottle of aspirin and hold it between your knees. Inexpensive, near 100% effective.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
How long has it taken to make it a week! Took a guy I knew 6 years to complete 4 years of college!
ProfessorKid about 15 years ago
Honey, I’ll have you know I helped your mother set that record. Well, it was the “Summer of Love”!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago
3HourTour, you may be right about King Crimson. But this is the first I’ve heard of it or King Crimson. I just googled KC. It’s a band, right?
Ushindi about 15 years ago
Just a week? How does she know for SURE she’s not?
drtom01 about 15 years ago
I was about to say there isn’t a pregnancy test on the market that can tell in 1 week. Give it a month at least.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago
Bad, you raise an interesting point. My reply is that at least one of the following must be happening:
In the Last Kiss universe women know at the moment of conception.
This young woman hasn’t had any sex in a week. (Not likely, I’ll admit.)
This woman is making a huge leap of faith!
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 15 years ago
Suspension of disbelief. http://tinyurl.com/opxmv9
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago
Great point, Frog. I do think there has to be some internal logic to any creation. But–like a lot of creators–I’m making up my logic as I go. It’s uncharted territory!
tomoanime about 15 years ago
That’s nice dear. You do know why you were named “Woodstock” don’t you?
luckylouie about 15 years ago
Bender_Sastre said,
We have a sure-fire contraceptive at the pharmacy: take a bottle of aspirin and hold it between your knees. Inexpensive, near 100% effective.
Bender, there are lots of ways you can make whoopie with a bottle of aspirin between your knees – some of them are lots of fun.