Not a few days ago, I had gone to the library. My parent had dropped me off, and wasn’t showing up, so I was sifting through the books. I took Yukon Ho, the only one they had, in the flap someone had stuck a fake million dollar bill. I swear this is true. It had Rutherford Hayes on it, and in small writing on the back, ‘The million dollar question, will you go to heaven when you die?’ I don’t want to share the rest because it may be depressing to some. Anyway, it really enlightened my view of these strips. There are no limits to what a person can believe and do, but belief of natural limits may find you. Best to avoid it.
“What ever happened to the propeller beanie?”
From yesterday’s crossword puzzle in The Republican::
“50 Nerdy cap”
Is Calvin SURELY inscrutable (from his parents), and a nerd to boot?
My parents did this! I would do something huge and they would say, oh well. Then the next time, I would so something I thought was no big deal and they went ballistic.
LEWREADER= I’m hoping if I post early enough you might actually see this. I know your avatar is an overweight cat, but it looks like a gorilla face to me. Startles me every time I see it.
Does anyone else have this reaction? Bet I looked at it for a week or more before I really saw what it was.
The cat doesn’t look overweight at lewreader’s site….guess I’m just used to mine….Gator weighs 24 pounds - but he’s all muscle - seriously - just a BIG cat - with extra toes…
@Teresa, Bill Watterson knew, and used, the truth that sometimes things are better left unsaid or unseen–our imagination is so much stronger than what is made explicit. Hence “The Spaghetti Incident” or “Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey”. Or “keeping live worms in your dad’s …”
MARVEE I also slightly remember calling SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED “Fat” once. I slightly remember the maple I hit with a Mustang 8 feet above ground level. My psychiatrist has a long word for forgetting traumatic events, but I find medication works best. Try it. Call your boss a horse’s a@@. See if you remember to tell your wife.
That strip JPSteve was on the news to. That’s why I don’t keep food in car. But then I don’t live where bears roam far far away. Several states actually away.
JP Steve said: And appropriately enough for the last day of this arc:
http://tinyurl.com/26fhjxn
It’s not just tigers!
I saw this story on the news yesterday.
Along those lines … is anybody else troubled by the fact that every time a human does something wrong (like feeding bears, which, in turn, makes the bears unafraid of humans in their search for food), then it’s the bears that are punished (killed) for it?
Equally troubling for me are people that go walking/hiking/running in mountainous areas, they’re attacked by bears, etc., and the first thing people want to do is go out, hunt them down and kill them! Under the circumstances, wasn’t the human the one that trespassed on the bear’s territory to begin with and it was just defending itself from a perceived threat??? We keep taking more and more land for ourselves so that bears, mountain lions, etc., are losing more and more of their habitat. What are they then supposed to do with what little they’ve got left? It’s in their nature to defend it and when they do, that makes them the “bad guys”!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Bad memories!
I certainly enjoyed this arc.
texassoldier86 over 14 years ago
Parents can be that way sometimes. They were just happy their little Calvin wasnt hurt. Guess Calvin doesnt like digging up the past too!
Yukoner over 14 years ago
There are some subjects that are best left alone.
deepfrieddrippingrag over 14 years ago
Not a few days ago, I had gone to the library. My parent had dropped me off, and wasn’t showing up, so I was sifting through the books. I took Yukon Ho, the only one they had, in the flap someone had stuck a fake million dollar bill. I swear this is true. It had Rutherford Hayes on it, and in small writing on the back, ‘The million dollar question, will you go to heaven when you die?’ I don’t want to share the rest because it may be depressing to some. Anyway, it really enlightened my view of these strips. There are no limits to what a person can believe and do, but belief of natural limits may find you. Best to avoid it.
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
**Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!**
What ever happened to the propeller beanie?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
This definitely was a good one, Marg! Love it!
G’Morning, Mike, Marg & Grog!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Lucky break Calvin.
rentier over 14 years ago
Hobbes, Hobbes! Bad ideas!
tbree over 14 years ago
Hey! I want to hear the one about the worms on Dad’s…..
harrietbe over 14 years ago
I agree, Marg. I think this is one of my favorites.
“Parents are sure inscrutable.” Great line!
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
Yes, I’m ready to hear the story about the worms now too!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
“What ever happened to the propeller beanie?” From yesterday’s crossword puzzle in The Republican:: “50 Nerdy cap” Is Calvin SURELY inscrutable (from his parents), and a nerd to boot?
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
“…but try keeping live worms in your Dad’s…” texassoldier86 said, “Guess Calvin doesn’t like digging up the past too!” Was that a ‘no pun intended’?
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
….in your Dad’s underwear drawer.”
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
“…but try keeping live worms in your Dad’s…” fishing basket? Would that be ‘creel’?
“Don’t be cruel!” - Elvis
cdward over 14 years ago
”,,,in your dad’s Thermos.”
Nice arc. Best usage of “inscrutable” from a 6-year-old I’ve heard all year.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Calvin’s vocabulary is inscrutable! “Incapable of being searched into and understood; incomprehensible; unfathomable. Synonym: see mysterious.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I slightly remember sterilizing horse manure in Mom’s roasting pan at 350 degrees in her oven. It was for science class.
kpreethy over 14 years ago
OH!! calvin u did put a live worm in ur dad’s …(beep) (beep) (beep)!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
tirnaaisling over 14 years ago
And yet another happy conclusion, this one always makes me smile ;)
moronbis over 14 years ago
texassoldier86 said “Guess Calvin doesnt like digging up the past too!”
Isn’t Calvin digging up the past vicariously through Hobbes?
Love the look on Hobbes’ face in the last panel.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Lewreader, That stinks! But I’m sure you had pure (sterilizing) motives! Did Mom forgive you? :o)
Ray_C over 14 years ago
I know how he feels. My parents couldn’t be scruted either.
rshive over 14 years ago
Yeah Calvin, there are limits to parents’ inscrutability.
tomtweit over 14 years ago
Where will the next adventure take us?
texasdb over 14 years ago
My parents did this! I would do something huge and they would say, oh well. Then the next time, I would so something I thought was no big deal and they went ballistic.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
A new day awaits and more trouble as well.
kendonna over 14 years ago
All’s well that ends well….okay, so it’s rare for Calvin but…
threlfallm over 14 years ago
From inscrutable to corporal between one frame and the next.
Lewreader, how did the next roast taste?
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
LEWREADER= I’m hoping if I post early enough you might actually see this. I know your avatar is an overweight cat, but it looks like a gorilla face to me. Startles me every time I see it. Does anyone else have this reaction? Bet I looked at it for a week or more before I really saw what it was.
Rise22 over 14 years ago
The cat doesn’t look overweight at lewreader’s site….guess I’m just used to mine….Gator weighs 24 pounds - but he’s all muscle - seriously - just a BIG cat - with extra toes…
ratlum over 14 years ago
Yes that live worm thing can get you a spanking.
billdi Premium Member over 14 years ago
excessive use of strained puns can give one the pained runs and really takes the funny fun from a punny pun for this one
Sambini over 14 years ago
Goes to show you never can tell.
AndiJ over 14 years ago
I’m still kinda surprised he got off so easy! My parents would’ve went bat cr@p crazy if they had to pay for a tow truck!
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
”… but try keeping live worms in your dad’s … “
… briefcase … ?
bmonk over 14 years ago
@Teresa, Bill Watterson knew, and used, the truth that sometimes things are better left unsaid or unseen–our imagination is so much stronger than what is made explicit. Hence “The Spaghetti Incident” or “Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey”. Or “keeping live worms in your dad’s …”
marvee over 14 years ago
Lewreader said “I slightly remember…” I’m surprised your parents didn’t “impress” on you the seriousnes of your offense.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
MARVEE I also slightly remember calling SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED “Fat” once. I slightly remember the maple I hit with a Mustang 8 feet above ground level. My psychiatrist has a long word for forgetting traumatic events, but I find medication works best. Try it. Call your boss a horse’s a@@. See if you remember to tell your wife.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
And appropriately enough for the last day of this arc:
http://tinyurl.com/26fhjxn
It’s not just tigers!
brekkyjuice over 14 years ago
i hope we find more about those worms
kab2rb over 14 years ago
That strip JPSteve was on the news to. That’s why I don’t keep food in car. But then I don’t live where bears roam far far away. Several states actually away.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And not a word about G.R.O.S.S. or “slimy girls”. Oh well, I guess all that got put on hold by a heavy dose of catastrophe theory…
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
I have a sneaking suspicion that Vonnegut or Aardvark359 is back with another name. The poetry could be ‘verse’, though.
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
JP Steve said: And appropriately enough for the last day of this arc: http://tinyurl.com/26fhjxn It’s not just tigers!
I saw this story on the news yesterday.
Along those lines … is anybody else troubled by the fact that every time a human does something wrong (like feeding bears, which, in turn, makes the bears unafraid of humans in their search for food), then it’s the bears that are punished (killed) for it?
Equally troubling for me are people that go walking/hiking/running in mountainous areas, they’re attacked by bears, etc., and the first thing people want to do is go out, hunt them down and kill them! Under the circumstances, wasn’t the human the one that trespassed on the bear’s territory to begin with and it was just defending itself from a perceived threat??? We keep taking more and more land for ourselves so that bears, mountain lions, etc., are losing more and more of their habitat. What are they then supposed to do with what little they’ve got left? It’s in their nature to defend it and when they do, that makes them the “bad guys”!
supersexyghotmew95 over 12 years ago
does this involve the noodle incident ;:o