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Not a few days ago, I had gone to the library. My parent had dropped me off, and wasnāt showing up, so I was sifting through the books. I took Yukon Ho, the only one they had, in the flap someone had stuck a fake million dollar bill. I swear this is true. It had Rutherford Hayes on it, and in small writing on the back, āThe million dollar question, will you go to heaven when you die?ā I donāt want to share the rest because it may be depressing to some. Anyway, it really enlightened my view of these strips. There are no limits to what a person can believe and do, but belief of natural limits may find you. Best to avoid it.
āWhat ever happened to the propeller beanie?ā
From yesterdayās crossword puzzle in The Republican::
ā50 Nerdy capā
Is Calvin SURELY inscrutable (from his parents), and a nerd to boot?
āā¦but try keeping live worms in your Dadāsā¦ā
texassoldier86 said,
āGuess Calvin doesnāt like digging up the past too!ā
Was that a āno pun intendedā?
My parents did this! I would do something huge and they would say, oh well. Then the next time, I would so something I thought was no big deal and they went ballistic.
LEWREADER= Iām hoping if I post early enough you might actually see this. I know your avatar is an overweight cat, but it looks like a gorilla face to me. Startles me every time I see it.
Does anyone else have this reaction? Bet I looked at it for a week or more before I really saw what it was.
The cat doesnāt look overweight at lewreaderās siteā¦.guess Iām just used to mineā¦.Gator weighs 24 pounds - but heās all muscle - seriously - just a BIG cat - with extra toesā¦
@Teresa, Bill Watterson knew, and used, the truth that sometimes things are better left unsaid or unseenāour imagination is so much stronger than what is made explicit. Hence āThe Spaghetti Incidentā or āHamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooeyā. Or ākeeping live worms in your dadās ā¦ā
MARVEE I also slightly remember calling SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED āFatā once. I slightly remember the maple I hit with a Mustang 8 feet above ground level. My psychiatrist has a long word for forgetting traumatic events, but I find medication works best. Try it. Call your boss a horseās a@@. See if you remember to tell your wife.
That strip JPSteve was on the news to. Thatās why I donāt keep food in car. But then I donāt live where bears roam far far away. Several states actually away.
JP Steve said: And appropriately enough for the last day of this arc:
http://tinyurl.com/26fhjxn
Itās not just tigers!
I saw this story on the news yesterday.
Along those lines ā¦ is anybody else troubled by the fact that every time a human does something wrong (like feeding bears, which, in turn, makes the bears unafraid of humans in their search for food), then itās the bears that are punished (killed) for it?
Equally troubling for me are people that go walking/hiking/running in mountainous areas, theyāre attacked by bears, etc., and the first thing people want to do is go out, hunt them down and kill them! Under the circumstances, wasnāt the human the one that trespassed on the bearās territory to begin with and it was just defending itself from a perceived threat??? We keep taking more and more land for ourselves so that bears, mountain lions, etc., are losing more and more of their habitat. What are they then supposed to do with what little theyāve got left? Itās in their nature to defend it and when they do, that makes them the ābad guysā!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Bad memories!
I certainly enjoyed this arc.
texassoldier86 over 14 years ago
Parents can be that way sometimes. They were just happy their little Calvin wasnt hurt. Guess Calvin doesnt like digging up the past too!
Yukoner over 14 years ago
There are some subjects that are best left alone.
deepfrieddrippingrag over 14 years ago
Not a few days ago, I had gone to the library. My parent had dropped me off, and wasnāt showing up, so I was sifting through the books. I took Yukon Ho, the only one they had, in the flap someone had stuck a fake million dollar bill. I swear this is true. It had Rutherford Hayes on it, and in small writing on the back, āThe million dollar question, will you go to heaven when you die?ā I donāt want to share the rest because it may be depressing to some. Anyway, it really enlightened my view of these strips. There are no limits to what a person can believe and do, but belief of natural limits may find you. Best to avoid it.
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
**Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning LāWolf! Good Morning Grog!**
What ever happened to the propeller beanie?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
This definitely was a good one, Marg! Love it!
GāMorning, Mike, Marg & Grog!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Lucky break Calvin.
rentier over 14 years ago
Hobbes, Hobbes! Bad ideas!
tbree over 14 years ago
Hey! I want to hear the one about the worms on Dadāsā¦..
harrietbe over 14 years ago
I agree, Marg. I think this is one of my favorites.
āParents are sure inscrutable.ā Great line!
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
Yes, Iām ready to hear the story about the worms now too!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
āWhat ever happened to the propeller beanie?ā From yesterdayās crossword puzzle in The Republican:: ā50 Nerdy capā Is Calvin SURELY inscrutable (from his parents), and a nerd to boot?
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
āā¦but try keeping live worms in your Dadāsā¦ā texassoldier86 said, āGuess Calvin doesnāt like digging up the past too!ā Was that a āno pun intendedā?
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
ā¦.in your Dadās underwear drawer.ā
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
āā¦but try keeping live worms in your Dadāsā¦ā fishing basket? Would that be ācreelā?
āDonāt be cruel!ā - Elvis
cdward over 14 years ago
ā,,,in your dadās Thermos.ā
Nice arc. Best usage of āinscrutableā from a 6-year-old Iāve heard all year.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Calvinās vocabulary is inscrutable! āIncapable of being searched into and understood; incomprehensible; unfathomable. Synonym: see mysterious.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I slightly remember sterilizing horse manure in Momās roasting pan at 350 degrees in her oven. It was for science class.
kpreethy over 14 years ago
OH!! calvin u did put a live worm in ur dadās ā¦(beep) (beep) (beep)!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
tirnaaisling over 14 years ago
And yet another happy conclusion, this one always makes me smile ;)
moronbis over 14 years ago
texassoldier86 said āGuess Calvin doesnt like digging up the past too!ā
Isnāt Calvin digging up the past vicariously through Hobbes?
Love the look on Hobbesā face in the last panel.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Lewreader, That stinks! But Iām sure you had pure (sterilizing) motives! Did Mom forgive you? :o)
Ray_C over 14 years ago
I know how he feels. My parents couldnāt be scruted either.
rshive over 14 years ago
Yeah Calvin, there are limits to parentsā inscrutability.
tomtweit over 14 years ago
Where will the next adventure take us?
texasdb over 14 years ago
My parents did this! I would do something huge and they would say, oh well. Then the next time, I would so something I thought was no big deal and they went ballistic.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
A new day awaits and more trouble as well.
kendonna over 14 years ago
Allās well that ends wellā¦.okay, so itās rare for Calvin butā¦
threlfallm over 14 years ago
From inscrutable to corporal between one frame and the next.
Lewreader, how did the next roast taste?
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
LEWREADER= Iām hoping if I post early enough you might actually see this. I know your avatar is an overweight cat, but it looks like a gorilla face to me. Startles me every time I see it. Does anyone else have this reaction? Bet I looked at it for a week or more before I really saw what it was.
Rise22 over 14 years ago
The cat doesnāt look overweight at lewreaderās siteā¦.guess Iām just used to mineā¦.Gator weighs 24 pounds - but heās all muscle - seriously - just a BIG cat - with extra toesā¦
ratlum over 14 years ago
Yes that live worm thing can get you a spanking.
billdi Premium Member over 14 years ago
excessive use of strained puns can give one the pained runs and really takes the funny fun from a punny pun for this one
Sambini over 14 years ago
Goes to show you never can tell.
AndiJ over 14 years ago
Iām still kinda surprised he got off so easy! My parents wouldāve went bat cr@p crazy if they had to pay for a tow truck!
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
āā¦ but try keeping live worms in your dadās ā¦ ā
ā¦ briefcase ā¦ ?
bmonk over 14 years ago
@Teresa, Bill Watterson knew, and used, the truth that sometimes things are better left unsaid or unseenāour imagination is so much stronger than what is made explicit. Hence āThe Spaghetti Incidentā or āHamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooeyā. Or ākeeping live worms in your dadās ā¦ā
marvee over 14 years ago
Lewreader said āI slightly rememberā¦ā Iām surprised your parents didnāt āimpressā on you the seriousnes of your offense.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
MARVEE I also slightly remember calling SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED āFatā once. I slightly remember the maple I hit with a Mustang 8 feet above ground level. My psychiatrist has a long word for forgetting traumatic events, but I find medication works best. Try it. Call your boss a horseās a@@. See if you remember to tell your wife.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
And appropriately enough for the last day of this arc:
http://tinyurl.com/26fhjxn
Itās not just tigers!
brekkyjuice over 14 years ago
i hope we find more about those worms
kab2rb over 14 years ago
That strip JPSteve was on the news to. Thatās why I donāt keep food in car. But then I donāt live where bears roam far far away. Several states actually away.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And not a word about G.R.O.S.S. or āslimy girlsā. Oh well, I guess all that got put on hold by a heavy dose of catastrophe theoryā¦
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
I have a sneaking suspicion that Vonnegut or Aardvark359 is back with another name. The poetry could be āverseā, though.
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
JP Steve said: And appropriately enough for the last day of this arc: http://tinyurl.com/26fhjxn Itās not just tigers!
I saw this story on the news yesterday.
Along those lines ā¦ is anybody else troubled by the fact that every time a human does something wrong (like feeding bears, which, in turn, makes the bears unafraid of humans in their search for food), then itās the bears that are punished (killed) for it?
Equally troubling for me are people that go walking/hiking/running in mountainous areas, theyāre attacked by bears, etc., and the first thing people want to do is go out, hunt them down and kill them! Under the circumstances, wasnāt the human the one that trespassed on the bearās territory to begin with and it was just defending itself from a perceived threat??? We keep taking more and more land for ourselves so that bears, mountain lions, etc., are losing more and more of their habitat. What are they then supposed to do with what little theyāve got left? Itās in their nature to defend it and when they do, that makes them the ābad guysā!
supersexyghotmew95 almost 13 years ago
does this involve the noodle incident ;:o